22
Mar
09

Me Lob Yoy Long Tim

Wyman recently posted on the T9Word function of most texting programs on cellular phones and it got me thinking.

I’m a hopelessly-addicted iPhone user. The fact that it carries my calendar, my email, unlimited data, and works with many useful applications means that I’m rarely without it. In fact, as times I’ve probably been one of those “iClones” — people so absorbed with various tasks on the phone that they tend to run into people, miss steps on the stairway, fail to realize they’ve been fired, etc. I’ve never been more efficient at getting back to folks and keeping track of my schedule, but at what cost?

When Apple introduced the device nearly two years ago, the mobile market as we know it changed. Sure, we didn’t realize it at first; I mean, the initial iPhone cost over 400 dollars, right? But even then, what Steve Jobs showed the world that it was possible to combine most day-to-day online tasks with a phone and a semi-decent camera into one sleek, simple package. Such a shame that only the technophiles and the well-to-do could afford it.

Then Apple recycled the hardware and had AT&T subsidize the price through a two-year contract. Suddenly, only paying 200 dollars for a phone made it much more attractive to everyone — from diplomats to teenagers to Taliban leaders. And companies like RIM (maker of the BlackBerry) and Palm collectively wet themselves when they realized that Apple’s little miracle device was a real threat to their market share.

Before the iPhone, I could barely remember seeing even one or two commercials for a BlackBerry. It was something pushed toward the business folks who needed to be tied to their job 24/7. Sure, having email that close all the time could be convenient, but who really needed it?

Fast forward to the present and suddenly we’re seeing BlackBerry advertisements all the time — including the (well, to me, at least) semi-annoying ones from Verizon for the Storm voiced by The Office’s Jim Halpert.

But what’s the cost of convenience? We put our entire lives onto this lifeless device and then spend a significant portion of our day interacting with it. And when we can’t, we go into a strange sort of withdrawal.

Why, just this week, actually, I had iWithdrawal when I had to visit the hospital for a routine procedure. I can remember sitting in that room watching daytime television for over two hours, waiting for my turn in the OR, and all I could think was, “Man, I wish they’d let me have my phone right now.” At least I was thinking of keeping my family and loved ones up to date and not about what the latest scores were, but that’s when this post started mulling its way through my frontal lobe.

Before we even had cellular phones, what did we do in situations like the one mentioned above? We sat around, praying and freaking out, hoping that a phone call would eventually come from somewhere. But now, with everyone and their mother having ready mobile access, suddenly there’s not really an excuse. It puts a lot more pressure on people, this era of instant communication.

It’s also changed the way we get our news. Who was the first person to break the story about the airplane landing in the Hudson River? It wasn’t some crack reporter — it was a man with a mobile phone and a Twitter account watching the events from an office building, wasn’t it? Jurors with mobile phones are causing mistrials because they can’t keep their thumbs at bay while the prosecution is arguing. No wonder NDA clauses in employment contracts have beefed up so much — there’s now no time to control the dissemination of bad or good news.

So what am I arguing for? A return to simpler times? More self control? I’m not really quite sure. I’m too preoccupied trying to figure out why the auto-correct on my phone keeps replacing “I love you” with “I lob yoy.”


7 Responses to “Me Lob Yoy Long Tim”


  1. 1 Babba-Gi
    March 22, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    I need something like this to keep me up on all my social engagements. We have 1,400 minutes a month between Mom and me. Mom used about 1,100 minutes last month; I used 18. Those call were mostly calling Mom to open the the garage door when I was a block from home. I’m such a people person that I prefer my communication face to face, and then only when it’s absolutely necessary.

  2. March 22, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Back at home in the states, I use my cell phone, on average, about an hour a month, often less. I have a crappy pre-paid phone because of this – full contracts are like burning money for me.

    Here in Korea, it took me 4 months to finally be convinced to get a cell phone (and even now, I forget to carry it half the time). “What if something happens, and you need to call someone? What if you want to find out where the friend you were supposed to meet is?” Well, see, everyone and their infant has a cell phone now. If I desperately need to call someone, I know that I can go up to virtually any friendly-looking person and ask to borrow their cellphone. As a journalist, I always have a notebook with me, and the back page is all my phone numbers. I take out the notebook and dial the number, and since my phone calls are usually around 1 minute long, it’s not much of an inconvenience to the person who loaned me the phone. In fact, they’re usually so amused at the sight of someone without a cell phone that it doesn’t even bother them at all. The only reason I gave in and got one was because I drive a motorcycle now, and often in very out-of-the-way places, and so I need to be able to call someone if I crash out in the middle of nowhere or my bike dies, or something.

    I really am not a fan of cell phones. People now expect you to be reachable 24/7, and people can organize events on the move, and as a result, the pace of life has increased dramatically. I don’t deny the usefulness of cell phones – they are an incredible boon to many people and professions. However, as a whole, I feel that they have been a negative influence on society. Instead of calmly sitting at home chatting to a faraway friend on a land line a few times a month, we have superficial conversations with them while eating, driving, etc, on a daily basis. I’m sorry, but I’ll take quality over quantity in communication every day.

    That said, I really, really want an iPhone, mainly so I can fact-check on wikipedia on the fly, and find restaurants.

  3. 3 Ben
    March 23, 2009 at 1:16 am

    Remember when it was considered rude to talk on your cell phone with other people around? That was, I think, 5 years ago. Already a simpler time.

    Thanks for referencing me, as always.

  4. March 23, 2009 at 2:07 am

    I cannot *stand* when people talk on their cell phone around me. I was trying to show a friend of mine around Boston once, and he was literally on his cell phone for half an hour, to someone he calls every day, while I tried to show him around. I found it so impolite that after 10 minutes of it, I sat down on a bench and refused to move until he hung up the phone. What was incredible is that he continued to talk for another 20 minutes, after I had expressed my disgust! Incredible.

    My dad is really bad about talking constantly on his phone, but it’s because he has a million obligations (he’s second in charge at the design firm he works at, and he owns part of a small plane airport), and while it is certainly an excuse, it is no less irritating. He cannot seem to say “I’m sorry, can I call you back in five minutes?”, much less ignoring the call at all.

    When my parents came to DC to meet Marc’s family, I told my father that I would be extremely embarrassed if he called someone/answered a call while he was at their house. Marc’s parents are former FSOs, and they’re pretty big on manners and politeness. I was blown away when he didn’t touch his phone once, and I found out later from my mother that he had actually left his phone back at the hotel, intentionally. It meant a lot to me, and I think he knew that.

    And of course – your blog is a good read!

  5. 5 Babba-Gi
    March 23, 2009 at 7:23 am

    In North Carolina the cars won’t start unless the cell phone is in the ear. Who are all these people talking to constantly? I don’t think their CEO’s of Fortune 500 companies.

  6. March 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    The iphone changed our world, but not the whole world. The technology is still so far behind what they’ve got in Japan that Apple literally can’t give their phones away over there.

    And I totally agree with Drifting – I hate the possibility of being contacted 24/7 – that is, when I actually have my phone on or charged!

  7. April 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    here’s the link i promised you regarding the american take on the islamic debate:

    http://abumuqawama.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-neoconservatives-got-right.html


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